Five Favorite Items: Talk Like a Pirate Day! (September 19)

• Arrr, me lovely Pirate Adhesive bandages! Available in many places, including Accoutrements
• That there rain falling from the sky! Garrr!
• Use the cannon with skill and grace
• A pirate is walking down the street. A kid runs up and asks, “Why is there a steering wheel around your neck?” The pirate replies, “Arr, it be driving me nuts!”
• Delightful pirate artiste film: Care of Underground Film