Colon: amazing punctuation or always the butt of the sentence?
Should I worry about eating spiders while I sleep?
No. If you’re still worrying, assume they are imaginary cute little jumping spiders.
Does an adjective in front of a bunch of nouns apply to all of them?
I’m not sure, but I don’t think so. A little grammatical research is definitely needed.
Can I drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time?
When is a hooded sweatshirt an appropriate fashion choice?
Saturday mornings buying coffee
When it is raining
When you need a light weight jacket but are not wearing dress clothes.
Can I sleep too much?
If your head starts hurting, but you keep forcing yourself back to sleep, you probably ought to just get up. And if you keep dreaming about peeing in the bed, you probably ought to get up to go to the bathroom. Otherwise, the more the better.
Does New Year Resolution have to be capitalized? And should there be a possessive?
Can I put my indoor cat outside in the snow?
Yes, if you are mean. I am. But now the cat knows can identify that white fluffy stuff — evil cold, eh? But you should let him back inside right away. Definitely.
How do you find out where people are registered for gifts?
As far as I know, they are supposed to discretely tell you. I’d like to let everyone know that I intend to be permanently registered Sahagun Chocolates.