Best Spam Comments Ever!

bHs mostly gets spam comments, and they are sometimes pretty sneaky. They seem legit, but then are oh so wrong (or weirdly right) for that post. My favorites are for my analysis of Flatulence. I had no idea I was helping people so much with their farts.

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These deeply rewarding comments aside, it’s hard not to be taken with the response to question: “Can I ever pee in the shower?“:

  • Your the very best!

Favorite Things About Staying in a Hotel

There are some lovely things about staying in a hotel, particularly when doing so is a treat, rather than a work obligation. Here are my current five favorite things, prompted by recent visits to the Old St. Francis Hotel in Bend, Oregon and the Ashland Springs Hotel in Ashland, Oregon. Each of them is simple and yet make me so happy!

  1. Lovely soap
  2. Nice clean sheets
  3. Bathrobes
  4. Soft towels
  5. Playing with all the amenities

Can I sleep too much?

If your head starts hurting, but you keep forcing yourself back to sleep, you probably ought to just get up. And if you keep dreaming about peeing in the bed, you probably ought to get up to go to the bathroom. Otherwise, the more the better.

Five Favorite Items: Talk Like a Pirate Day! (September 19, 2007)

Five Favorite Items: Talk Like a Pirate Day! (September 19)