Month: August 2006

  • Rants 2006

    Summer 2006 I hate shopping for pants. Frankly, I hate most women’s pants. They are uncomfortable, unattractive, and expensive. What’s up with being so low-waisted you get a plumber’s crack, so tight you have no room to sit, so wide you trip on the legs, or so narrow your calves are trapped like sausages? Or…

  • Five Favorite Items: the week of August 7, 2006

    I Humped Your Hummer. Need I say more? Such lovely temperate weather. UFC Cats on YouTube A pirate is walking down the street. A kid runs up and asks, “Why is there a steering wheel around your neck?” The pirate replies, “Arr, it be driving me nuts!” A bug is attacking Mt. St. Helens!